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ACCEPTANCE OF TERMS
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EDITING, DELETING AND MODIFICATION
We may edit, delete or modify any of the terms and conditions contained in this agreement, at any time and in our sole discretion, by posting a notice or a new agreement on our site. Your continued visit in our website following our posting of a change notice or new agreement on our site will constitute binding acceptance
of the change.

ACCURACY, COMPLETENESS AND TIMELINESS OF INFORMATION
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LICENSE AND SITE ACCESS
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LINKS AND FRAMINGS
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DISCLAIMERS
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CORPORATE INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY RIGHTS
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CONFIDENTIALITY
You agree not to disclose information you obtain from us and or from our clients, advertisers, suppliers and forum members. All information submitted to by an end-user customer pursuant to a Program is proprietary information of www.crispnewss.com. Such customer information is confidential and may not be disclosed. Publisher agrees not to reproduce, disseminate, sell, distribute or commercially exploit any such proprietary information in any manner.

NON-ASSIGNMENT OF RIGHTS
Your rights of whatever nature cannot be assigned nor transferred to anybody, and any such attempt may result in termination of this agreement, without liability to us. However, we may assign this agreement to any person at any time without notice.

NON-WAIVER
Failure of the www.crispnewss.com to insist upon strict performance of any of the terms, conditions and covenants hereof shall not be deemed a relinquishment or waiver of any rights or remedy that the we may have, nor shall it be construed as a waiver of any subsequent breach of the terms, conditions or covenants hereof, which terms, conditions and covenants shall continue to be in full force and effect. No waiver by either party of any breach of any provision hereof shall be deemed a waiver of any subsequent or prior breach of the same or any other provision.

SEVERABILITY OF TERMS
In the event that any provision of these Terms and Conditions is found invalid or unenforceable pursuant to any judicial decree or decision, such provision shall be deemed to apply only to the maximum extent permitted by law, and the remainder of these Terms and Conditions shall remain valid and enforceable according to its terms.

ENTIRE AGREEMENT
This agreement shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the substantive laws of www.crispnewss.com. Without any reference to conflict-of-laws principles. The agreement describes and encompasses the entire agreement between us and you, and supersedes all prior or contemporaneous agreements, representations, warranties and understandings with respect to the Site, the contents and materials provided by or through the Site, and the subject matter of this agreement.

GOVERNING LAW
Any dispute, controversy or difference which may arise between the parties out of, in relation to or in connection with this agreement is hereby irrevocably submitted to the exclusive jurisdiction of the courts of www.crispnewss.com. To the exclusion of any other courts without giving effect to its conflict of law’s provisions or your actual state or country of residence.